10 deeply disturbing Disney and Pixar fan fictions


By now, everyone is probably aware of fan fiction’s most famous export, 50 Shades of Gray, which started life as Twilight fan fiction before being released and becoming the soft porn of the day from bored housewives around the world.

But if you thought EL James’ spanking festival was racy, you really haven’t read a lot of fan fiction, a lot of which frankly makes 50 Shades of Gray look like a Disney movie. Which is really ironic, because Disney fan fictions are exactly what we’re going to delve into here.

Yes, Disney. Even the purest subjects, the materials of which your childhood dreams were made, are not immune to the corrupting influence of fan fiction. Given their innocence and happy endings forever, you might assume that Disney would be safe. But you would be wrong.

There are an assortment of dirty Disney stories on the internet ready to destroy any semblance of childhood innocence you might have left behind. To be fair, NOT ALL are dirty – some are weird in totally different ways – but the vast majority are indeed quite dirty.

Lots of NSFW, maybe NSFL, stuff is about to happen to you including, but by no means, eighths, beheadings, and sex scenes of a mechanical nature. You were warned.

A period drama starring Cars WWII veteran Sarge The western front brings us back to his youth as a soldier at the front. In the midst of the Battle of the Bulge, which was likely chosen as the setting due to the sexual overtones of the “bulge” of the world, the story sees Sarge surreptitiously meeting his secret lover – a Sikorsky R-4 helicopter named Robert.

Their date begins in a moonlit glade in the forests of the Ardennes, where the couple share a heartbreaking moment as they silently meditate on the horrors of war they both endured as they nestle in each other’s arms. one of the other. Or blades and tires because helicopters and cars don’t have arms.

Of course, this is naughty fan fiction and before long the plot abruptly turns into a hot, hardcore helicopter jeep as the unlikely pair tackle it with all the fervor of two lovers who know that it could very well be their last date before dying on the front lines.

When you look at it that way, it’s kind of romantic… sort of.

Choice quote: “William bit his lower bumper to stifle a gasp when Rob’s tongue started clicking on his back. He answered eagerly, albeit quietly, and raised his rear for Rob’s convenience. It had been almost a month since they last saw each other. Every second here was precious.


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