Buzzing ‘The Simpsons’ Can Make You Money Now


  • A company plans to pay an analyst $6,800 for eight weeks to watch 706 episodes of “The Simpsons.”
  • “The Simpsons” accurately predicted future events, such as the election of Donald Trump.
  • The analyst was noting important events from the show that could happen in the future.

Your binge-watching habits might finally pay off now that a company is hiring an analyst to watch all 706 episodes of TV classic “The Simpsons.”

“It’s a well-known phenomenon that The Simpsons has predicted major life events, and in our industry, we also like to predict what the future holds,” said Casino Platinum, an online casino company. “The Simpsons series analyst will be paid to note the series’ notable events, to help us predict the likelihood of each occurring.”

“The Simpsons” has earned a reputation for being able to accurately predict future events, including Donald Trump’s election, billionaire Richard Branson’s trip to space, and the discovery of the Higgs boson equation.

The analyst is expected to receive $6,800 and a weekly box of donuts to work 35 hours a week for eight weeks watching the show and “The Simpsons Movie.”

Platin Casino did not immediately respond to Insider’s request for comment.

“During each episode, the professional will be asked to take notes on storylines that stand out to provide feedback to us and our team of prediction experts. We will then compile the events into a list of future predictions with a probability of each occurring,” the casino said. the company said.

Similar to many jobs during the pandemic, this one is accessible remotely with flexible hours, but it requires a laptop or TV, strong writing skills, and fluency in English.

“And of course, a love for The Simpsons is desirable,” the company said.

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